Don’t even start yelling at me about these Katie Price photos. These photos are my gift to you, and if you don’t like them, I will cry. These photos are glamorous. They are beautiful. They are hilarious. They are magical. They are epic. They are PERFECTION.
In case you don’t already know, Katie Price (“Jordan”) is an English “glamour model” and somewhat of a reality star and budget business tycoon. She tried to make a career happen here in America but it didn’t take. Maybe she needed more photo ops like this. For real. These are photos of Katie promoting her new lingerie line in London. The dude in these photos is her latest boy-toy, Leandro Penna. They’re already engaged!! Because Katie Price never just dates a man. She gets engaged to men on the first date. And by “first date” I mean “exchanging the phone numbers of their STD specialists.”
Seriously, though. How can you not enjoy these photos? You are an awful person if these photos don’t bring a smile to your face. The “garter” tattoo. The orange-brown skin. The butt shot. Leandro in bed, making faces. The curlers. Katie constantly checking her orange biscuit to make sure nothing fell out. These photos are maybe my favorite photos ever, in the world. Forever.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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