I usually avoid Gary Coleman stories like the plague, just because I feel bad for the little guy, and I can’t get it in my head that he’s not a child, he’s actually a grown man with rage issues. But, I’m covering it because CB’s computer is throwing a hissy fit, and speaking of hissy fits (nice, huh?), Gary threw a major one on The Insider yesterday. Gary was asked if he had an abusive relationship with his wife, probably because in January he was arrested again for assaulting his wife Shannon Price. Gary at first denies it, and then the temper tantrum happens.
I’m watching the video now, and I kind of think “I DON’T WAFFLE” should be made into a t-shirt. And seriously, if you’re really mad as someone, why tell them to “drown yourself in the ocean”? I can think of much better insults, like the classic “f-ck off and die” or “eat sh-t, motherf-cker.” Gary’s hissy hit is almost quaint. Like, old-timey. “Hey there, young fella, why don’t you take your pantaloons back to the brothel, you big so-and-so!” Oh, wait… Gary does say “go f-ck yourself”. Good for him. I mean, sure, I guess he abused his wife, and that’s horrible, but at least he doesn’t have temper tantrums with old-fashioned insults.
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